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If there’s one thing I’ve learned throughout all of this, it’s how great capitalism and the free market are. No questions here!
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It is frankly unbelievable that a bar called “The Pit” is not caked with beer stains and cigarette ashes.
“Of course, assigning the students less work is simply out of the question,” the group continued, “which means our only recourse is to extend the solar day by one hour.”
The year is 2025.
Will my life ever feel like it’s moving again? Will we ever find out what on Earth they are constructing around Martha Piper? Will they ever finish? Who even is ‘they?’ Is Tim’s open? My god, I am freezing.
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It was really easy because they’re our music editor.