Josh Is Easy

His interview was so fucking boring that I can’t be bothered to transcribe it. “Blah blah blah forests blah blah calming beauty of nature blah blah meditation,” said Riordan, probably.

Everyone likes doggos, even destitute students! If you’re feeling fuzzy, tweet a picture of your beautiful dog Fido. The kids will eat that shit up — and the more doggo pics you send out, the more likely people will forget that you caved to alumni donors who threatened to stop their donations after you disinvited a speaker accused of abusing multiple Indigenous children.

Everyone likes doggos, even destitute students! If you’re feeling fuzzy, tweet a picture of your beautiful dog Fido. The kids will eat that shit up — and the more doggo pics you send out, the more likely people will forget that you caved to alumni donors who threatened to stop their donations after you disinvited a speaker accused of abusing multiple Indigenous children.

I tried to commit to using the french press that my friend got me for Christmas as a kind gesture, but I was frustrated by how long it took to make my morning brew, and by poor it made me feel.