Pepe Sylvia

It’s hard to keep up that up over the years of stress and unaddressed faults in your institution, so I’ve compiled a list of procedures to keep you looking tight and Insta-ready!

If you’ve followed my writing, you’d know how much I hate this liberal notion of the so-called “safe space.” Why should someone deserve to feel safe in their surroundings if they haven’t gone out and earned it?

I miss Cincinnati, and we can’t get Red Vines in Canada. Which is bullshit.