We have been required by FIPPA to disclose this classified list of past recipients of honorary degrees from the University of Bad Choices.
When you’re tumbling ass-over-ankles down the Grouse Grind, asking yourself, “My god! What have I done?” I’ll tell ya, we all saw it coming.
Lau surveyed a huge number of alumni in creating this video.
No matter what I put in here, someone’s gonna get pissed off.
The year is 2025.
It is frankly unbelievable that a bar called “The Pit” is not caked with beer stains and cigarette ashes.
Does anybody truly believe that we’re accelerating the most particles as fast as we possibly can?
I recoiled and — looking around me — carefully placed the container in the compost bin. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one of UBC’s sustainability enforcers whisper something into his lapel.