If you’re like me, your first instinct when you wake up isn’t to bounce out of bed and be as productive as humanly possible. It’s to sleep in or turn on Netflix. But there comes a point when you have to realize that spending your days in a TV-induced haze isn’t the best use of your summer.
Reassess your battle plans and holster your iClickers, UBC, because on September 5 at 10 a.m., we are collectively storming the UBC Bookstore, because, “they can’t stop us all.”
August is here, which means one last month of fun, freedom and fabulous weather (RIP). But don’t fret, there are still plenty of chances to get outside and get moving before we take the 99 back to the old (town) Allison Road.
As an emerging art form, dare I say movement, emoji pointillism may be the best way to advertise our school. Sure, a picture can say 1000 words, but a picture made up of emojis can say at least 1000 times more.
I believe we made eye contact on Main Mall/in Mercante/mid-lecture/on the steps in the Nest two seconds/hours/days/weeks/months/years ago. Do you remember?
9:15 p.m.: I think of the faces of SFU students. We’re taught to remove the humanity from them, you know, because we want to destroy them with a laser.
After the four-hour orientation workshop, we allow students and their parents to wander around campus, pointing out fun landmarks like the Ladner clock tower or a building with lots of windows. This is great for students who like to distract their parents from their alcohol consumption that is causing their grades to fall dramatically.
If you’re like me, your first instinct when you wake up isn’t to bounce out of bed and be as productive as humanly possible. It’s to sleep in or turn on Netflix. But there comes a point when you have to realize that spending your days in a TV-induced haze isn’t the best use of your summer.
Reassess your battle plans and holster your iClickers, UBC, because on September 5 at 10 a.m., we are collectively storming the UBC Bookstore, because, “they can’t stop us all.”
August is here, which means one last month of fun, freedom and fabulous weather (RIP). But don’t fret, there are still plenty of chances to get outside and get moving before we take the 99 back to the old (town) Allison Road.
As an emerging art form, dare I say movement, emoji pointillism may be the best way to advertise our school. Sure, a picture can say 1000 words, but a picture made up of emojis can say at least 1000 times more.
The days of an unbridled childhood summers are gone. But, it’s not all for nothing because if you do this job really good, you might be able to get another job you hate next summer, ruining your summer again.
Are you running out of things to keep yourself busy this summer and need a hit-list of things to do so you don’t collapse and crumble under the weight of your boredom?
If your Instagram feed right now is purely hiking pics and yoga on the beach, you know that we have reached peak summer in Vancouver. Post your own fitness pics and contribute to the deluge with these awesome outdoor events this July.
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While biking the Seawall, hiking Grouse Mountain or walking the trails in Pacific Spirit Park are all must-dos, here are some other fun fitness events to get you moving this June.
Every summer, we’re welcomed by the glorious sun we haven’t seen since September and cursed by the heat and humidity.
UBC will be live streaming all of the graduation ceremonies, so you can watch from the comfort of your own home or office. You can also re-watch the streams for the time being and relive all the memories of people dabbing as they graduate.
This would allow the user to remotely send in iClicker responses and potentially skip lectures and still acquire participation points and/or quiz points.
Those babies rooted and mother nature turned your little “agricultural social experiment” into the best onion yield this campus has seen in ten years!
Keep an eye out for these good bois through your teary eyes when crawling to and from the library this month.