Those babies rooted and mother nature turned your little “agricultural social experiment” into the best onion yield this campus has seen in ten years!
Keep an eye out for these good bois through your teary eyes when crawling to and from the library this month.
Wow, what a year! Blog has been here giving you the relatable, quick-fire content you crave since September, so sit back and take a look at some of the most popular articles of this year.
A good drunk idea is to run. Race your friends, or just run, from the flagpole near the Rose Garden to the flagpole near Forestry.
I believe we made eye contact on Main Mall/in Mercante/mid-lecture/on the steps in the Nest two seconds/hours/days/weeks/months/years ago. Do you remember?
9:15 p.m.: I think of the faces of SFU students. We’re taught to remove the humanity from them, you know, because we want to destroy them with a laser.
After the four-hour orientation workshop, we allow students and their parents to wander around campus, pointing out fun landmarks like the Ladner clock tower or a building with lots of windows. This is great for students who like to distract their parents from their alcohol consumption that is causing their grades to fall dramatically.
According to the UBC Bookstore, all U-Pass machines are down this morning.
When you see the acronym "UBC", one thing probably comes to mind. But there's a whole world of UBCs out there -- most of which have nothing to do with our school.
A page on UBC's website features a regularly updated map with construction locations and date ranges.
UBC's favourite bus loop traffic controller and one of our biggest celebrities -- Adnan Sayani -- is back on campus.
On January 13, UBC president Arvind Gupta was questioned on his reasoning behind the proposed and enacted student fee hikes by an I Am A Student activist.
There's a rumour going around social media that class has been cancelled for today, January 16. It's false.
The UBC Winter Classic is happening this evening, and AMS president Tanner Bokor has raised the stakes.
Teams competing in rec leagues have unrestricted creativity when it comes to naming their teams. Here are The Ubyssey’s top UBC intramural team names.
Ponderosa residents have put up with a lot ever since the building opened, but the events of the past few days may be the icing on the cake.
Today, some hundred-odd students gathered to protest UBC’s proposed 20% increase to housing fees by marching down main mall, staging a sit-in outside the President’s office, and tweeting at Gupta during his "Twitter Town Hall."
To make applicants' lives just a little bit easier, we've compiled some data regarding admissions (such as average GPAs) from UBC's annual enrolment report.
It was a literal Animal House at Kappa Sigma this afternoon.
A UBC study is giving students a chance to engage in two hours of gambling and beer drinking -- and get paid for it.
Following several weeks of downtime, a repair, a frightful incident and yet another 'fix', an elevator in Ponderosa's Arbutus house is out of service again.
AMS Elections candidates will face off against one another in an all-out battle with nerf guns and pillows outside of the SUB today.