“Of course, assigning the students less work is simply out of the question,” the group continued, “which means our only recourse is to extend the solar day by one hour.”
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It is frankly unbelievable that a bar called “The Pit” is not caked with beer stains and cigarette ashes.
At the Ares Project, we use state-of-the-art computer algorithms and the most up-to-date psychology research to match you with your nemesis.
Bosque trees are known for their romantic qualities. Or maybe that was cherry trees...
The Dingbat
If there’s one thing I’ve learned throughout all of this, it’s how great capitalism and the free market are. No questions here!
Does anybody truly believe that we’re accelerating the most particles as fast as we possibly can?
Not many students can say that they’re best friends with the president and vice-chancellor (only his best friend would know that he’s the vice-chancellor) of their university.
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According to the UBC Bookstore, all U-Pass machines are down this morning.
When you see the acronym "UBC", one thing probably comes to mind. But there's a whole world of UBCs out there -- most of which have nothing to do with our school.
A page on UBC's website features a regularly updated map with construction locations and date ranges.
UBC's favourite bus loop traffic controller and one of our biggest celebrities -- Adnan Sayani -- is back on campus.
On January 13, UBC president Arvind Gupta was questioned on his reasoning behind the proposed and enacted student fee hikes by an I Am A Student activist.
There's a rumour going around social media that class has been cancelled for today, January 16. It's false.
The UBC Winter Classic is happening this evening, and AMS president Tanner Bokor has raised the stakes.
Teams competing in rec leagues have unrestricted creativity when it comes to naming their teams. Here are The Ubyssey’s top UBC intramural team names.
Ponderosa residents have put up with a lot ever since the building opened, but the events of the past few days may be the icing on the cake.
Today, some hundred-odd students gathered to protest UBC’s proposed 20% increase to housing fees by marching down main mall, staging a sit-in outside the President’s office, and tweeting at Gupta during his "Twitter Town Hall."
To make applicants' lives just a little bit easier, we've compiled some data regarding admissions (such as average GPAs) from UBC's annual enrolment report.
It was a literal Animal House at Kappa Sigma this afternoon.
A UBC study is giving students a chance to engage in two hours of gambling and beer drinking -- and get paid for it.
Following several weeks of downtime, a repair, a frightful incident and yet another 'fix', an elevator in Ponderosa's Arbutus house is out of service again.
AMS Elections candidates will face off against one another in an all-out battle with nerf guns and pillows outside of the SUB today.