To be quite frank, I couldn’t care less about what you want. What about what I want? Should campus reopen to aimless undergraduates who simply want to ‘vibe’?
If you aren’t blessed by the air-conditioning gods, this heat wave might feel like a preview of a fiery afterlife.
We have been required by FIPPA to disclose this classified list of past recipients of honorary degrees from the University of Bad Choices.
When you’re tumbling ass-over-ankles down the Grouse Grind, asking yourself, “My god! What have I done?” I’ll tell ya, we all saw it coming.
Will my life ever feel like it’s moving again? Will we ever find out what on Earth they are constructing around Martha Piper? Will they ever finish? Who even is ‘they?’ Is Tim’s open? My god, I am freezing.
The year is 2025.
“Of course, assigning the students less work is simply out of the question,” the group continued, “which means our only recourse is to extend the solar day by one hour.”
Here's what happened.
“Once they started playing ‘Clocks’ by Coldplay I realized the ringing was there to stay.”
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me about how much they enjoyed the food from residence dining halls, I’d have half a dollar.
Allegedly, I was knocked out almost immediately after inserting myself between the two brawlers.
When I took on the role of content editor at NICE, I thought to myself, “How hard could it be?”
Don’t fool yourself! Use your time and money for something productive, like buying a personality.
Buck ‘Armstrong’ Lance, running unopposed for the presidency, seemed to be campaigning in earnest for the ‘abstain’ ballot option.
We talked to some of these freaks to find out why they spent money to get tattoos about UBC, a place where they already spend thousands of dollars per year on tuition.
Ari is short for something — incel is also short for something.
Most students, when offered an outlet to say what they really thought, had a lot to say.
I thimk I am the nexzt Jcak Kerouac.
Did a raccoon dig that shit out of a dumpster?
In September, Chard Vernon started his two-week quarantine in Falter Cage. Seven months later, he was still in there.
According to a 2017 settlement, we can’t even mention Dr. Tonya Chow by name, let alone the subject of the lawsuit.
Some of the worst people are Geminis. Don’t hold up this stereotype. But congrats on getting into honours poli sci.