Those babies rooted and mother nature turned your little “agricultural social experiment” into the best onion yield this campus has seen in ten years!
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Keep an eye out for these good bois through your teary eyes when crawling to and from the library this month.
Wow, what a year! Blog has been here giving you the relatable, quick-fire content you crave since September, so sit back and take a look at some of the most popular articles of this year.
A good drunk idea is to run. Race your friends, or just run, from the flagpole near the Rose Garden to the flagpole near Forestry.
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I believe we made eye contact on Main Mall/in Mercante/mid-lecture/on the steps in the Nest two seconds/hours/days/weeks/months/years ago. Do you remember?
9:15 p.m.: I think of the faces of SFU students. We’re taught to remove the humanity from them, you know, because we want to destroy them with a laser.
After the four-hour orientation workshop, we allow students and their parents to wander around campus, pointing out fun landmarks like the Ladner clock tower or a building with lots of windows. This is great for students who like to distract their parents from their alcohol consumption that is causing their grades to fall dramatically.
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If you’ve ever walked down Main Mall and had the completely understandable thought of “this campus has a major lack of farm animals,” you’d be wrong. Matter of fact, the UBC Farm is home to one of the mainstays of animal husbandry: 100 clucking chickens.
On March 26, AMS Vice is holding a Joint Rolling Masterclass in The Pit to help inform the public about joint rolling and promote safe consumption of cannabis.
On Saturday, March 23 from 7:00 to 9:30 p.m., the Pacific Spirit Park Society is hosting Night Quest.
Whether you're storming the wall yourself, or happily watching from afar, UBC Rec’s Storm the Wall is one tradition you can't miss.
Described by the association as its “most awaited event of the year,” it has planned a celebration that won’t disappoint.
The Ubyssey will be holding our annual general meeting next Friday and you're invited!
If you don’t know what Indomie is, it’s an iconic Indonesian instant noodle brand, known for their legendary, flavourful and spicy Mi Goreng.
I believe we made eye contact on Main Mall/in Mercante/mid-lecture/on the steps in the Nest two seconds/hours/days/weeks/months/years ago. Do you remember?
Whether you choose to spend the day drinking green beer, desperately tracing your family genealogy to Ireland or drinking green beer, the possibilities are endless.
I revelled in the pile of goodies that had appeared before me. This, I thought, this is student government.
9:15 p.m.: I think of the faces of SFU students. We’re taught to remove the humanity from them, you know, because we want to destroy them with a laser.
Campaign photos are also an oft-overlooked sore spot for even the most diligent candidate. While buttoning the top button of your only dress shirt and leaning on a tree may seem attractive, most of such photos mirror more of a “high school jock” — rather than a future leader.
Remember the days where, instead of being a C-average university student, you were a level 50 in the wildy?
Tyga’s Block Party performance is sure to be one of the more unique ones this semester, as it might heavily feat. the US judicial system.
The candidates will be voted on by students and will be a part of the regular AMS ballot open from March 11 to 15.