With all the pain and suffering in the world, sometimes the number box is all we have to get us through the day.
As this commenter pointed out, taking out the sudokus constitutes pure, uncut cowardice on our part, and we want to take this opportunity to apologize and correct this injustice, following which the entire editorial board will resign outright.*
We have included four (count ‘em, four) new sudokus in this issue to make up for our egregious mistake — see page 19.
Peace and love,
The Ubyssey Editorial
*This statement is not approved by our coordinating editor.