It’s almost time for one of UBC’s most storied traditions -- Storm the Wall begins on Sunday, and all the teams are registered. Some will compete for glory and scale the wall with graceful ease, and others will puke the second they drag their hungover self past the starting line.
Regardless of skill level, everyone has a chance to impress their peers right off the bat by choosing the punniest name they can think of. Here are The Ubyssey’s top picks, sorted by categories we pulled out of our asses at the last second.
Of course we have to start with:
Wall puns
1. George Stormthewallpoulus
2. ’till the sweat drop down my walls
3. Warm The Stall
4. Wallhax
5. Wall Is Life
Honorable mentions:
Wall About That Bass
Wall Busters
Wall Me Maybe
Wall so Hard
Wallabies
Wall-E’s
Walls of Steel
Gnarwalls
Team Wall-y Buono
Storm, The Walrus
I want it Wall
It’s Been So Long, We Have Blue Walls
Faculty specific names
1. DELETE FROM Teams WHERE ahead_of_us
2. Flossoraptors
3. Ladies and Dentalmen
4. Do These Protons Make My Mass Look Big?
5. Pharmastormus Rx
Honorable mentions:
Molar Bears
Kinner Kinner Chicken Dinner
KINtucky fried chicken
KINvincible
Transpharmers
Movie/TV/video game references
1. Team QWOP
2. Mighty Morphin Stock Exchangers
3. Wii Not Fit
4. The Eh Team
5. The Flexorcists
Honorable mentions:
Prestige Worldwide
Channel 4 News Team
Baewatch
Other pop culture references
1. Bed, Bath and Beyonce
2. Cirque Du Sore Legs
3. It’s the Climb
4. WAFFLE-O
5. Tanking for McDavid
Honorable mentions:
Attila and the Huns
Viagra Falls
Five Guys Hurdles and Tries
White&Gold
Assorted puns we also enjoyed
1. Swaghetti Yolognese
2. The Alpacalypse
3. Chafing the Dream
4. Flooressence
5. Brew Crew
Honorable mentions:
Cereal Killers
An act of Gord
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