From the Cult: VP external interview

Sure, Ubyssey News has important information about candidates running for VP external. They get a nice photo, they get a big fancy profile and they get to talk about their platform. But do the candidates have good opinions? Do they drink coffee? Do they know the capital of Belarus? I asked them some of these hard-hitting questions to find out the real important information about the people running to represent you.

Remzi Xhemalce Fuentes did not respond to our request for an interview.

Kalith Nanayakkara

What do you normally order when you go to a coffee shop?

Usually a black coffee in my own mug. I’d ask some room for cream and sugar if I’m having a bad day.

What is the best building on campus?

The Nest! I love having access to a patio lounge, a climbing wall, a nightclub, a radio station and the team behind Canada’s best student-run newspaper along with so much more — all under one roof!

What is the worst building on campus?

Have you been in the literal prison that is Klinck?

Blue Chip or Loafe?

Blue Chip!

What was the best trend of the 2010s?

I’m gonna have to name a few, the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, RIP Harambe and the Harlem Shake!

Have you ever seen Nardwuar in real life?

YES! He was leaving the CiTR room!

Without looking it up, what is the capital of Belarus?

I’m pretty sure it starts with a the letter M, possibly Minsk? Pretty sure I’m spelling that wrong.

[note: correct spelling!]

Punk or country?

This ones a tough one, I actually play in a band that covers some punk rock but I’m also fond of listening to country when the vibe is right. While answering these questions some punk wouldn’t hurt!

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

A hot dog is a hot dog, we don't have to conform for societal norms HAHA.

Andy Wu

What do you normally order when you go to a coffee shop?

Iced latte but I feel like this answer reinforces the gay man stereotype.

What is the best building on campus?

Buchanan Tower. I loved it in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

What is the worst building on campus?

Buchanan Tower. I hated it in the Exorcism of Emily Rose.

Blue Chip or Loafe?

Starbucks.

What was the best trend of the 2010s?

Frank Ocean.

Have you ever seen Nardwuar in real life?

No but I do want a hit of whatever he’s smoking.

Without looking it up, what is the capital of Belarus?

I looked it up.

Punk or country?

Punk. My high school band did Green Day covers.

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

No it is not. Just like how a wonton is not a dumpling.