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Open letter to guy in the West Point Grey buy nothing group: Nobody wants your fake textbooks (so can I have them?)

Dear guy on the West Point Grey Buy Nothing Group: nobody fucking wants your collection of haunted political science textbooks from 1972.

Tova Gaster    Humour    Today at 2:39 PM

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PSA: There is a mechanical bull at Clubs Fair

Why are you still reading this? You need to get the fuck to Clubs Fair and ride that proverbial and literal bull.

Jocelyn Baker    Humour    September 27

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New UBC policy waives course pre-reqs if you have a crush in the class

This policy isn’t simply in the spirit of mischievously enabling young love (or, more realistically, situationships that last for the two hardest months of the term before painfully and inexplicably fizzling out).

Tova Gaster    Humour    September 26

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Fall date ideas for you and your pumpkin spice latte

‘tis the season for really cute coupley shit. Like, absurdly wholesome dates jam-packed with pumpkin spice, golden hour, pampas grass, burgundy shackets and everything your Gilmore-Girls-fuelled fantasies are made of.

Kyla Flynn    Humour    September 25

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The five stages of post add/drop grief

You check Degree Navigator the next morning just to be sure, and there it is: a requirement with no substitutions. But it has to be a mistake! How can you trust a website still stuck in its dial-up era?

Sonali Sharma    Humour    September 22

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Why is that person everywhere?

You’re about to get to your class. You turn the corner. And standing right in front of the door is that person.

Akanksha Pahargarh    Humour    September 21

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Blue Chip needs to stay put for my mental health

Walking another 45 seconds for caffeine is like buying textbooks after paying tuition — it’s not fair.

Shubhreet Dadrao    Humour    September 19

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Crossword: That's what she sang

Solve this puzzle featuring your favourite female singers.

Naomi Ng    Humour    September 11

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Imagine Day clubs be imagining they’ll ever see me again

I hope they’ve had a good four years. They haven’t seen me since.

Harry Sadleir    Humour    September 7

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105 things to do at UBC

We've got you covered.

Ubyssey Humour Staff and Jocelyn Baker    Humour    September 6

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UBC to replace All Access Dining with 'Girl Dinner'

“Girl Dinner” dining options will be available at all first-year residence dining halls and select UBC-run food outlets in 1 or 17 weeks.

Kyla Flynn    Humour    August 25

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Celebrating the institution of (my) marriage in the Nest

The screeching of 11-year-olds failing to land kick flips, the smell of burnt coffee from Blue Chip and the gorgeous construction-covering white walls moved something within me — this is where I'll have my wedding.

Aisha Chaudhry    Humour    August 18

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We replaced residence staff with AI

Our AI (three minimum wage workers equipped with ChatGPT) replaced overnight residence commonsblock staff on August 1.

Jocelyn Baker    Humour    August 8

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Do you even bench, bro: ranking seats on campus

Something’s gotta support my exhausted thunder thighs as I complete pilgrimages from Forestry to Allard.

Raunaq Nambiar    Humour    July 31

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There is no Barbie movie

I know you think you’ve seen the Barbie movie, but have you really?

Jocelyn Baker    Humour    July 24

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