Humour

Fall date ideas for you and your pumpkin spice latte

‘tis the season for really cute coupley shit. Like, absurdly wholesome dates jam-packed with pumpkin spice, golden hour, pampas grass, burgundy shackets and everything your Gilmore-Girls-fuelled fantasies are made of.

Kyla Flynn Humour 4 hours ago

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The five stages of post add/drop grief

You check Degree Navigator the next morning just to be sure, and there it is: a requirement with no substitutions. But it has to be a mistake! How can you trust a website still stuck in its dial-up era?

Sonali Sharma Humour September 22

Why is that person everywhere?

You’re about to get to your class. You turn the corner. And standing right in front of the door is that person.

Akanksha Pahargarh Humour September 21

Blue Chip needs to stay put for my mental health

Walking another 45 seconds for caffeine is like buying textbooks after paying tuition — it’s not fair.

Shubhreet Dadrao Humour September 19

Crossword: That's what she sang

Solve this puzzle featuring your favourite female singers.

Naomi Ng Humour September 11

Imagine Day clubs be imagining they’ll ever see me again

I hope they’ve had a good four years. They haven’t seen me since.

Harry Sadleir Humour September 7

105 things to do at UBC

We've got you covered.

Ubyssey Humour Staff and Jocelyn Baker Humour September 6

UBC to replace All Access Dining with 'Girl Dinner'

“Girl Dinner” dining options will be available at all first-year residence dining halls and select UBC-run food outlets in 1 or 17 weeks.

Kyla Flynn Humour August 25

Celebrating the institution of (my) marriage in the Nest

The screeching of 11-year-olds failing to land kick flips, the smell of burnt coffee from Blue Chip and the gorgeous construction-covering white walls moved something within me — this is where I'll have my wedding.

Aisha Chaudhry Humour August 18

We replaced residence staff with AI

Our AI (three minimum wage workers equipped with ChatGPT) replaced overnight residence commonsblock staff on August 1.

Jocelyn Baker Humour August 8

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Do you even bench, bro: ranking seats on campus

Something’s gotta support my exhausted thunder thighs as I complete pilgrimages from Forestry to Allard.

Raunaq Nambiar Humour July 31

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There is no Barbie movie

I know you think you’ve seen the Barbie movie, but have you really?

Jocelyn Baker Humour July 24

Introducing UBC Barbie

This plastic embodiment of UBC student life is available for the low tuition price of $7,000 (if you’re a domestic student).

Sonali Sharma Humour July 20

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Where are my quizzes?

Why is there a blog section if they don't even publish top ten lists?

Jocelyn Baker Humour July 12

Movies about skipping school that are almost as good as actually doing it

The blog can't give you your summer back, but we can at least offer you a few films to help you stay motivated to study. Here are our top movies to inspire you to get those A’s.

Sonali Sharma Humour July 5