UBC Rec -- thank you for wisely renaming our intramural hockey team; the Peter North Stars definitely doesn't have the same ring as the *CENSORED* North Stars. We members and supporters of the *CENSORED* North Stars recognize that times change, and what is deemed acceptable changes with it. In today's social climate, we must conduct ourselves in accordance with what other people think is right. Pursuant to that ideal, we have generated some inoffensive suggestions for a rebranding of the *CENSORED* North Stars:
- Travis Zajac Off
- Ovechkin Laich Semin
- Zidlicky my Clitsome
- Fiddler Clitsome
- Michael Ryder Clitsome Moore
- Brookbank Mountain
- Camel Toews
- Sticks N' Cider
- Alex Semin on her Backes
- Semin Stains
- Debbie Does the Dallas Stars
- Mother Pucker
- Harder, Better, Faster, Pronger
- Dat Shit Krejci
- April O'Neil's Teenage Turtle Heads
- Sasha Grey Cup
- Michael Assbender
- Peter Opposite of South Stars
- Pea Tear North Stars
- Slammin' it Five-Hole
- One Night in Parise
- Double Penner Tration
- Puck Her Right in the Fussy
- Stick Lickers
- Dallas Porn Stars
- Matt Doucheanal
- The Mighty Fucks of Slammaheim
- Don "Poppin'" Cherry
- Jakub Whoreacek
- Tyler Saggin' Ballsack
- Cal Clusterfuck
- 2 Girls 1 Stanley Cup
- Washington Fapitals
- Goal Horny
- Red Light District
- Opium Farm Team
- Manitoba Moose Knucklers
- Mark Messier Was the Best Canuck Captain
Again, thank you very much for your wise decision, UBC Rec. We hope you find these suggestions appropriate and filled to the brim with equality.