For politicians in 2016, it's more important than ever to have a personal brand. That's why, in addition to schmoozing in person, candidates in the AMS elections are currently trying to market themselves using personal websites.
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Taking some time off from his federal indictment down south, Martin Shkreli is now running for AMS VP Finance, as made evident from his newly put-up campaign posters in the Nest. Unfortunately, none of them state any proposed policies.
Welcome to The Ubyssey’s new podcast, "Since 1918.” Just in case you used your copy of the paper as an umbrella or feel like listening to my smooth monotone on your hellish commute home, here it is — all the latest content.
When some really cool friends (I’m talking had-phones-since-sixth-grade cool) asked me about it, I told them I wanted one, but my mom is “meh." This was a lie, but she'd get her revenge years later when she told me, “That outfit looks great on you."
2016 saw Kylo Ren as the only Dark Side-endorsed presidential candidate. 2015 saw V The Anarchist advocate for a Hunger Games-style battle to decide which clubs will have the best spaces in the new SUB.
Mackenzie Siddall walked onto UBC’s softball team in her first year. Now she pitches and plays outfield for the team while studying kinesiology and helping to coach kids — and she does it all with one hand.
IMDB describes UnREAL as "A behind-the-scenes look at the chaos surrounding the production of a dating competition program." "It's a show within a show. You know The Bachelor? It's like a show about The Bachelor."
The UBC Equestrian Club is holding their annual fundraiser in front of the new SUB right now and they brought two miniature versions of animals to help out — a horse called Princess Aurora and a goat.
“I was thinking along the lines of making something easier for myself and for everybody as well. When you’re signing up for courses nowadays, we want more data before we make a decision,” said Tejbir Singh.
Defeat Depression is a Canadian fundraising campaign that encourages discussion and raises awareness around depression and other mood disorders. They hold runs, walks and other physical activities throughout Canada.
They’ll be holding what they call the “Phi Pelt,” where fruit generously donated by local grocers will be sold by donation, then thrown at active members of the fraternity, including current AMS President Aaron Bailey.
Whether you just want to spectate and sweat bullets or aspire to be the subject of 2020’s Academy Award-nominated film, The Walk II: Electric Boogaloo, then come around the Nest this afternoon before 3 p.m.
One of UBC's most storied traditions — Storm the Wall — is coming up and the creativity of the athletic crowd is on full display once again. Without further ado, here are the best Storm the Wall team names of 2016.
Its versatility has been used as evidence of divine presence. “I’ll Make Love to You” is widely accepted to be about a wheel of chevre. Cheese is patient, cheese is kind. Cheese does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
Last night, 32 pairs of personalized cleats belonging to the Vancouver Whitecaps were stolen from their training facility at UBC. Right now, the team doesn't know who’s responsible for the act and requests anyone with information to assist them.