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Nobody told me that stunt journalism did not actually involve performing real stunts.
Eyes? Opened. GPA? Raised. Eldritch terrors? Awoken.
What kind of person lives in a ghost town?
Of course, to start, one must ask what a cookie actually is.
Small car owners can attest to how frustrating it is to find a spot only for it to be unusable due to the neighbouring cars pushing over the lines.
It’s those little twists that let you know who’s behind the keyboard, and what they’re really trying to say.
According to the province’s vaccine schedule, these appointments will likely take place in June.
No matter what I put in here, someone’s gonna get pissed off.
Would I create my own Marbelous cookie? Did the Marbelous cookie as a concept, let alone a recipe, even exist outside the realm of UBC?
Lau surveyed a huge number of alumni in creating this video.
When you’re tumbling ass-over-ankles down the Grouse Grind, asking yourself, “My god! What have I done?” I’ll tell ya, we all saw it coming.
We have been required by FIPPA to disclose this classified list of past recipients of honorary degrees from the University of Bad Choices.
If you aren’t blessed by the air-conditioning gods, this heat wave might feel like a preview of a fiery afterlife.
To be quite frank, I couldn’t care less about what you want. What about what I want? Should campus reopen to aimless undergraduates who simply want to ‘vibe’?