Are you a graduate student? Are you interested in getting involved in student government? Then consider nominating yourself to an executive role at the UBC Graduate Student Society (GSS)!
Search the Archive
humour
- All
- News
- Culture
- Features
- Opinion
- Humour
- Science
- Sports
- Photo
- Guide
- Videos
- All magazines
- Magazine: Resolve
- Magazine: Seg Fault
- Magazine: Memory Leak
- Magazine: Redefine
- Magazine: System Failure
- Magazine: Ways Forward
- Magazine: Goes Around
- Magazine: Comes Around
- Magazine: Reclaim
- Magazine: Self
- All Spoofs
- Spoof: Mid Appétit
- Spoof: explain!
- Spoof: Girlbossmopolitan
- Spoof: NICE Magazine
- Spoof: The Main Maller
- Spoof: 2019 Spoof: Who?byssey
- Spoof: 2018 Spoof: Oh-No
- Spoof: 2017 Spoof: Breitbarf
With the climate crisis a very real and looming threat, a new report from UBC's Institute for Resources, Environment and Sustainability has concluded that a climate-change-driven apocalypse would be "totally badass."
Here are the things we can officially leave in 2021 as we come back in person and start the year for real.
You will doom your love life if you create a first impression at any of the following locations.
If your club has any artists or crafters who have work to sell or promote, this is the time!
Student Governor R.B. “Goldie” Goldilocks walked into the Board of Governors meeting last Thursday to discuss tuition increases, locks gleaming and unwilling to take anything but “juuuust right” for an answer.
Here are some strategies to use when they don’t understand that averting eye contact and keeping your headphones on means you don’t want to talk.
I’ve probably logged more hours on ratemyprofessor.com trying to decide whether to add or drop classes than I have on Canvas actually doing my coursework.
There is still time to nominate yourself to be a part of The Ubyssey's Board of Directors.
There are silver linings in every situation, and I can think of a few things I’ll be yearning for as we resume in-person school.
Now that we’re back on campus, here are the best places to perfect that cinematic romance at UBC.
Every year, the JHMs recognize the best student journalism across the country in 24 categories. The Ubyssey was lucky enough to be nominated 7 times and to take home 4 of these [could cut of these] awards
We don’t know what you freaks are into, so we’ve assembled a selection of roleplay scene prompts.
But lurking just beneath the surface of eager faces and N95 masks are the horrid habit creatures that have changed us for the worse. Some of us have yet to kick our monstrous online personas to the curb. I fear some of us may never recover from the monsters we’ve become.
An email, sent at 4:20 PM on Thursday, outlines UBC’s divestment plans and timeline. However, these plans are conditional on whether “you cut us some slack” and “stop being big babies about some little black gold.”