I say that as if you haven't had it marked in your calendars since August. With a whole 120 unadulterated academia-free hours, what ever will you do?!
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While the seagulls make for good listeners and crows for excellent background noise, the real crowd-pleasers are the furry four legged visitors.
With an especially long campaign period — February 25 to March 15 — and a voting period of a week from March 11 to 15, we better start making sense of all this. The deluge of posters and Facebook events is a sensory overload that few people are able to discern.
All you need to do is print off this card and start ticking things off as they happen. The first person to get a line – diagonal, across or down – WINS!
A petition has surfaced on change.org to rename the fraternity Kappa Sig to Peppa Pig, created by the account Official UBC Memes.
Volunteers will collect garbage on campus, and later come together to weigh their bags to see who picked up the most in order to win those sweet Block Party tickets.
The AMS has announced the five questions it has put forward and the two questions submitted by petition to be voted on by students in this year’s referenda — and you’ll have the final say when voting is open from March 11 to 15.
Though this year is a bit different from times gone by, as the voting period will last a raunchy three weeks period — thanks to not wanting to break the law. That’s a lot of time, so we wondered what other things could happen in that same amount of time. Here’s the skinny.
“From the Cult” will be churning out great, important content that I’m sure will truly change the hearts and minds of the voting population, make all the candidates block us on all social media, and have people on Reddit and Facebook comments saying that The Ubyssey sucks and is too much like Buzzfeed.
I had no idea I’d be confronted with student government before 10 a.m. But who am I kidding? It’s AMS elections. Nowhere is safe.
While we don’t really know who CANDIDATE NAME is, our best guess is that he has been created by a group of really bored computer science students who know how to use a Markov chain generator, whatever that is, as the creators of the website for CANDIDATE NAME allege.
The candidates will be voted on by students and will be a part of the regular AMS ballot open from March 11 to 15.
Tyga’s Block Party performance is sure to be one of the more unique ones this semester, as it might heavily feat. the US judicial system.
Remember the days where, instead of being a C-average university student, you were a level 50 in the wildy?
Campaign photos are also an oft-overlooked sore spot for even the most diligent candidate. While buttoning the top button of your only dress shirt and leaning on a tree may seem attractive, most of such photos mirror more of a “high school jock” — rather than a future leader.