I was tasked by the humour section to visit UBC’s Morris and Helen Belkin Art Gallery as part of its expansion into art coverage (and conquest of the culture section). But the Belkin was closed because of the snow, or at least that’s what I told my editor — I did not check.
A month into 2023 and it feels like it has been a year already! To celebrate the upcoming year of laugh and love, and mourn the past year of whatever the opposite of laughs and love is, Ubyssey blog put together a list of our ins and outs for the year.
Why stare wistfully at paintings when you can stare rizzfully at actual people?
In my tiny village of Toronto, Ontario. My big head was sufficient to cover me from snow, hail and all sorts of precipitation. Then I moved to Vancouver.
Here are 11 places to hide the disgusting chocolate your partner gave you to pretend you ate it.
Your worst nightmare has come true: It’s a snow day, and classes are canceled.
As much as the AMS Finance Committee does, and idk they probably do a lot I guess, they’ve completely ignored a massive issue with the AMS’s budget and how it affects student life.
It's bingo time
The new candidates don’t want an understanding and nor do they want a SkyTrain. An internal external source recently revealed that the candidates have much grander, more malicious transport plans.
“This is the BoG election debate, right? You oughta elect me! I’m a bog!”
This new campaign strategy, which we're calling "illegal," sees candidates rocket to the top of early AMS Elections polling.
“Democracy, more like dumbocracy,” said Scandal before trying and failing to high five me.
"Most people would [think Zuko is hot], wouldn’t they, Lieutenant Jee? Unless they were an IDIOT." —Season 1, Episode IDK
Alpha Pies by Alpha Guys brings the heat and the sweat.