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I don’t know what to do to salvage my shrivelled soul.
As UBC’s construction of its new bus loop draws to a close, it’s time to ask the only remaining question: what did it cost?
What really sets “Meas Est” apart from being different at all is that it really goes the extra mile to refuse to cover anything other than the dominant historical narrative.
Every crossword I see / only spell empty hollow shells
Along with 50 other last-minute printers, panic, freak out and be likely late for you next class.
The 10-hour duration of the show seemed to breeze by as I got so absorbed in Johansen’s brilliance.
UBC Opera has outdone themselves again.
What appears at first glance to be misspellings and misaligned printing surely could not be mistakes, but are actually intentional to be a pain in my ass.
A known normative consequence of entering university is that often, students who undergo the long and tedious process of ‘learning’ graduate.
If you want to view these and more of the 67,000 paintings, well, eat shit.
Here are some tips for baking as a student on a budget, and hopefully you can find a baking project that brings you joy through a tumultuous time.
The issue of fall reading break has been a very heated debate for years, and seemingly everyone on campus has an opinion on it. But for some, this conversation hasn’t come up at all.
It’s common in TAs and professors but can spread to students as well. Sensitive souls beware.
Exam periods are always stressful, with deadlines after deadlines, and a constant dread knowing that the future of your GPA is at stake.