9:15 p.m.: I think of the faces of SFU students. We’re taught to remove the humanity from them, you know, because we want to destroy them with a laser.
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I revelled in the pile of goodies that had appeared before me. This, I thought, this is student government.
Whether you choose to spend the day drinking green beer, desperately tracing your family genealogy to Ireland or drinking green beer, the possibilities are endless.
I believe we made eye contact on Main Mall/in Mercante/mid-lecture/on the steps in the Nest two seconds/hours/days/weeks/months/years ago. Do you remember?
If you don’t know what Indomie is, it’s an iconic Indonesian instant noodle brand, known for their legendary, flavourful and spicy Mi Goreng.
The Ubyssey will be holding our annual general meeting next Friday and you're invited!
Described by the association as its “most awaited event of the year,” it has planned a celebration that won’t disappoint.
Whether you're storming the wall yourself, or happily watching from afar, UBC Rec’s Storm the Wall is one tradition you can't miss.
On Saturday, March 23 from 7:00 to 9:30 p.m., the Pacific Spirit Park Society is hosting Night Quest.
On March 26, AMS Vice is holding a Joint Rolling Masterclass in The Pit to help inform the public about joint rolling and promote safe consumption of cannabis.
If you’ve ever walked down Main Mall and had the completely understandable thought of “this campus has a major lack of farm animals,” you’d be wrong. Matter of fact, the UBC Farm is home to one of the mainstays of animal husbandry: 100 clucking chickens.
Cherry blossoms, sunlight and ice cream — record your spring experience with your camera and share them with us!
Martha Piper Plaza is a perfectly rated fountain that deserves our respect (and not vandalism). However, it’s not the only fountain on campus. UBC has a few other fountains that go unnoticed and underappreciated.
Are your hefty library fines reaching the sky but you're strapped for cash? Worry no more — relieve the burden of your library debt by donating some non-perishable food which will go to fellow UBC students who are in need.
The much-awaited annual Storm the Wall is here, and if you’re not hyped, then what are you even doing here? The first time I heard about Storm the Wall, I wondered: what is the verb ‘storm’ and what does it mean?