Some of the worst people are Geminis. Don’t hold up this stereotype. But congrats on getting into honours poli sci.
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According to a 2017 settlement, we can’t even mention Dr. Tonya Chow by name, let alone the subject of the lawsuit.
In September, Chard Vernon started his two-week quarantine in Falter Cage. Seven months later, he was still in there.
Did a raccoon dig that shit out of a dumpster?
I thimk I am the nexzt Jcak Kerouac.
Most students, when offered an outlet to say what they really thought, had a lot to say.
Ari is short for something — incel is also short for something.
We talked to some of these freaks to find out why they spent money to get tattoos about UBC, a place where they already spend thousands of dollars per year on tuition.
Buck ‘Armstrong’ Lance, running unopposed for the presidency, seemed to be campaigning in earnest for the ‘abstain’ ballot option.
Don’t fool yourself! Use your time and money for something productive, like buying a personality.
When I took on the role of content editor at NICE, I thought to myself, “How hard could it be?”
Allegedly, I was knocked out almost immediately after inserting myself between the two brawlers.
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me about how much they enjoyed the food from residence dining halls, I’d have half a dollar.
“Once they started playing ‘Clocks’ by Coldplay I realized the ringing was there to stay.”
Here's what happened.