If I had a dollar for every time someone told me about how much they enjoyed the food from residence dining halls, I’d have half a dollar.
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“Once they started playing ‘Clocks’ by Coldplay I realized the ringing was there to stay.”
Here's what happened.
"That’s why I liked to show up to lectures even when I was burning up and spewing flu germs. Everyone could see how committed I was."
Nobody told me that stunt journalism did not actually involve performing real stunts.
Eyes? Opened. GPA? Raised. Eldritch terrors? Awoken.
What kind of person lives in a ghost town?
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