Who can be bothered to properly round a sidewalk corner? Not only is it an incredible waste of time but it looks ridiculous too! Is the expectation really that you walk straight for a section, rotate your waist 90 degrees and continue walking?
A swim couldn’t be counted if it didn’t last for at least a minute and if my head wasn’t submerged for half that time. Any onlooker would have had good reason to view my frantic splashing and yelps of pain as someone in serious need of a lifeguard.
But the most mutually beneficial fear tactic I have found is to sit by your door completing your math WeBWork. While you work diligently on your assignments, children will run from your house in fear after catching a glimpse of the stress-ridden future that awaits.
There is something incredibly primal about thrusting a sharpened axe into an unsuspecting piece of lumber.