To the boy wearing a black toque who I saw leaving the Nest as I entered it last semester:
We made eye contact three separate times in our 30-second encounter, each glance building intimacy and sexual tension. I understand the accidental first look during which our eyes met — but once the count passed two, I took that as the equivalent to a marriage proposal and wanted to use this opportunity to accept it.
Kate Colenbrander is the current video editor at The Ubyssey and the woman of your dreams. If you believe you are her fiancé please e-mail videos@ubyssey.ca. If you have concerns about your vagina please call a doctor.