Joshua Medicoff
So the title is
Why I, Julian Del Balso AKA THE GUY WHO SKATED ON THE FOUNTAIN AKA GROWERS MANE AKA JULIO THE THIRD AKA JULIAC AKA THE BIG JUJE AKA FREAKIN JULIAC AKA STEEZLORD AKA HOOLIGAN JONES AKA THE JULIONATOR AKA THE HOOLIGAN am running for AMS President
And the essay part is
FOR THE FUCKIN MEMES BABY HAHAHAHAHAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please let me know if this is acceptable.
Kindest regards and warmest wishes,
Julian