It flares up during the busy hours of classes representing our chaotic student life and lays in serene during the night. In layman's terms, it saves money when no one is there to watch.
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Searching through the options available, I give up, exasperated. Why do we have the same parties all the time? Where are the fun parties?
After the fifth hour in the washroom, you can just relax and think. Is there a good reason for me to be here? Does my back normally hurt this much? Is this really even journalism? The answer to all of these questions is no, of course not.
No matter if it’s intended to be a hewn-cedar gathering place, a source of shade, or an abstract representation of a boat, there’s no public installation quite like a large, wooden structure.
We’ve taken it upon ourselves to do our solemn duty to this student body and investigate local purveyors of alcoholic drink to find which is most worthy of your patronage.
That being said, why not incorporate a community beach clean-up into your next jog with “plogging” — a mash-up of light-jogging and picking up litter.
This is also when we’ll be hit with the rain at max level, so you might be looking for some activities or places to check out around the city during the season for both the rainy and pretty days.
Vancouver is taking to the streets for the Global Climate Strike tomorrow, 27 September, and UBC – or at least parts of UBC – is standing in solidarity.
Want an excuse to drink copious amounts of beer and participate in a tradition dating back to the 1800s?
Here at UBC, we disagree. University life is all about standing out by blending in and here are the seven items you’ll need.
The official UBC Facebook page has given him a nod. Despite his fame, the newfound face of the university has stayed silent on the major issues facing students today — until now.
My commute is made 25 minutes longer by the fact that I have to untangle my earbuds. I wrap them up neatly every night and in the morning they’re tangled with every single wire in my house, including my lamp and Magic Bullet.
A new local celebrity in the making, Birb is going down in UBC history as more than just an ordinary seagull.
As a cis-man in the modern era, I am in the constant need for confirmation in my feeling of masculinity. Sometimes if the weather is a bit off, maybe I didn’t have a big enough breakfast, I’ll become devoid of masculine feelings.
You need your least favourite dark grey hoodie and make sure you keep the hood on and hunch a little. Shove your hands into your pockets as well. You want to look as dignified as possible.