Campus groups are constantly trying to recruit me, but all I want to do is pass my classes and drink bubble tea. But, something is off with the Thunderbird and the varsity hackysack team.
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In her latest for, Love Nest, Shanai Tanwar explores the third date curse with UBC sociology lecturer, Dr. Anna Dawczyk.
Asian Heritage Month is upon us. The Ubyssey has compiled a list of resources within UBC and Metro Vancouver that emphasize education, creativity and support people in cases of anti-Asian racism.
Here are some totally valid reasons why going home is not only an inherently good thing but might even be the best thing for your summer!
During the early days of the pandemic, I became a bit of a beer girl. Now, I’ve really developed a liking for beer, albeit I could not tell you what the difference between a Pilsner and an IPA is, but I'm back to offer my unsolicited opinion about things I'm not qualified to judge!
Here are the editors who will be heading up each section of The Ubyssey over the next year.
In honour of Wes Anderson’s masterpiece and UBC’s Bike Kitchen, let us use the magic machine of poetic license to take a site-seeing tour of all our fair and rainy campus has to offer.
Humour is the game and Ubyssey Blog is the name. Here are the ten most read blog articles of the 2021/22 school year.
“As far as we are concerned, nothing is off the table. That is, of course, until we steal it off the table.”
Your sex life sucks! It’s boring and you hate it and so does everyone you sleep with! Yeah, they told us. That’s why Girlbossmopolitan has a new set of wild positions to test out in the luxurious privacy of your UBC dorm. You’re welcome.
My entire life, I’ve been told that I ‘wouldn’t get it,’ because I’m ‘not an athlete.’ I am an athlete.
Girlbossmopolitan is not responsible for the three months of avoided eye contact between you and your TA that will follow if you make these drinks.
Now here’s the secret EVERYBODY wants to know: how do you fake the purrrrfect orgasm? To find out, read on for our hottest tips that’ll blow your mind.
I love my girlfriend so much. Mostly because she’s a real girl and she agreed to go out with me, but also because she wants to hold my hand and doesn’t gag when I kiss her.
Post-manism is not an ideology — it is a state of mind. It is what has made everyone on campus absolutely and utterly obsessed with me and unable to get over the force of nature that is me.