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Abhi Mishra
What is your favorite Justin Bieber song?
That's a tricky one … I guess for me it would be “Despacito”.
What is your best ‘yo mama’ joke?
I don't have a yo mama joke.
If you were a piece of furniture, what furniture would you be, and why?
I think I would probably be a whiteboard because I think I'm one of those people who constantly has a lot of ideas. All of the ideas need to be tracked in one place, and it just makes sense if you’re able to place them down and have them up there somewhere to look at, and people can constantly move and write. So I'm one of those people who you would come to for ideas, discuss your points and a trusted source of information to keep those points.
If a group of kindergarteners came up to you and attacked you, how many do you think you could take before you went down?
Honestly, kindergarten kids these days are probably much stronger than I am, so I'm gonna be nice to myself and say at least two.
Linda Zheng
What is your favorite Justin Bieber song?
That's hard ... I really like “Stay.”
What is your best ‘yo mama’ joke?
Can my answer just be that I am really bad at jokes?
If you were a piece of furniture, what furniture would you be and why?
I would be a lamp because I would light up people's day.
If a group of kindergarteners came up to you and attacked you, how many do you think you could take before you went down?
Oh, I don't like kids. I think I could take like 20 ... Maybe I just have a big ego, I don’t know.
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