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Travel review: Fourth-floor bathroom of Falter C. Coroner Library

By Highlarry McTravels · None

I was feeling elevated and as the doors opened to the new floor, I felt different.

Buchanan Tower is brutal in all the right ways and in all the right places

By Samuel Stupid · None

Buchanan Tower looms over campus and scares the living shit out of all who walk past it.

Clarity

By Larry Cocaine · None

It’s been thirty whole minutes since I ate my last meal.

The Fountainbirb

By Wendy Literati Prudence · None

It was here that my mom told me to keep dreaming. She also asked not to move to campus, you can just commute. Langley is not far. But who’s to say she knows anything.

The man and his guitar: This generation’s songbird is a guy in Tallwood with 16 Youtube views and an untuned guitar

By Pisstain Wiener · None

Bylan’s inspirations include the song “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” and that’s mostly it.

radical environmentalism by eisha sharda

The radical environmentalism, and solution to climate change, that is eliminating single-use plastics

By Mentirosa Sparks · None

Five months ago it would have been preposterous to expect students to do something for the environment.

The radical self-care of spending $9 on coffee every day

By Josh Is Easy · None

I tried to commit to using the french press that my friend got me for Christmas as a kind gesture, but I was frustrated by how long it took to make my morning brew, and by poor it made me feel.

Letter to the editor: Only Poli-Sci students should be able to be Queer

By Zinnalina Chomskette · None

This might bore you, but please keep in mind that I am sharing a worldview — one which every Concerned Citizen should have.

Meditations at the seventh networking luncheon of the month

By Montgomery St. George · None

This past Thursday, I met a man who irrevocably changed my life.

A horrifying interview with Buchanan Tower

By Samuel Stupid · None

We thought it would be nice to sit down and ask it a few questions, just so everyone can get to understand the incredibly misunderstood building a little better.