It’s been thirty whole minutes since I ate my last meal.
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It was here that my mom told me to keep dreaming. She also asked not to move to campus, you can just commute. Langley is not far. But who’s to say she knows anything.
Bylan’s inspirations include the song “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” and that’s mostly it.
Five months ago it would have been preposterous to expect students to do something for the environment.
I tried to commit to using the french press that my friend got me for Christmas as a kind gesture, but I was frustrated by how long it took to make my morning brew, and by poor it made me feel.
This might bore you, but please keep in mind that I am sharing a worldview — one which every Concerned Citizen should have.
This past Thursday, I met a man who irrevocably changed my life.
We thought it would be nice to sit down and ask it a few questions, just so everyone can get to understand the incredibly misunderstood building a little better.
The price tag of $239.95 felt like a promise that something good was in store for me — and boy was it ever.
They decided it was time to donate $100 of their $7.8-billion net worth to UBC after being called by the UBC fundraiser call centre.
It’s truly a once-in-a-month experience.
let me see you / one last time / out on the mall
Tickets to see it are free but its location changes every day.
Dive into the most beautiful smorgasbord of succulent orange peels, precious AA batteries and divine used condoms.
In another attempt by the authoritarian ‘planners’ to take what little space we, the landed gentry, have, another state-sponsored division has been proposed.