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The 74-year-old skeleton is the solution to all my fashion faux pas.
With summer courses getting into full swing, here’s how to show up late for your 8 a.m. class.
The Dean's Scholar is attributed to students of exceptional skill, passion and talent as another reminder of how much better I am than all of you.
Not only does Buchanan Block E not exist, it cannot exist.
How I miss the sunset from Wreck Beach! How I miss my friends! How I miss Koerner Library and how I miss the 20 construction cranes that saluted me on my way to class!
The blog can't give you your summer back, but we can at least offer you a few films to help you stay motivated to study. Here are our top movies to inspire you to get those A’s.
Why is there a blog section if they don't even publish top ten lists?
This plastic embodiment of UBC student life is available for the low tuition price of $7,000 (if you’re a domestic student).
I know you think you’ve seen the Barbie movie, but have you really?
Something’s gotta support my exhausted thunder thighs as I complete pilgrimages from Forestry to Allard.
Our AI (three minimum wage workers equipped with ChatGPT) replaced overnight residence commonsblock staff on August 1.
The screeching of 11-year-olds failing to land kick flips, the smell of burnt coffee from Blue Chip and the gorgeous construction-covering white walls moved something within me — this is where I'll have my wedding.
“Girl Dinner” dining options will be available at all first-year residence dining halls and select UBC-run food outlets in 1 or 17 weeks.
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