I deserve a room to voice my opinions free of liberal criticism

As a conservative student on campus, I am an oppressed minority. I can’t even talk about my hatred for immigrants without being shut down by people calling me “anti-immigration.”

As such, I demand that the university provide me with my very own room in the Nest to voice my thoughts and opinions without the fear of liberal criticism.

Don’t get me wrong — this isn’t one of those “safe spaces.” I hate those. This would just be a space that is safe for people like me to talk about issues that are important to me without the hassle of having to explain them to people who don’t share my views.

If UBC really supports free speech, they’ll give me a space to safely express my opinions without criticism or judgment from liberal social justice warriors or my mom.

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