1 - Read The Ubyssey
2 - Find the Ubyssey office
3 - Contribute to The Ubyssey
4 - Swim in the fountain (bonus points if between 12–4 a.m.)
5 - Get lost in Pacific Spirit Park
6- Find yourself in Pacific Spirit Park
7- Realize you were right next to Wesbrook Village the whole time
8 - Get blackout drunk at Koerner’s for the first time
9 - Make good friends that will get you home safely
10 - See one of your peers nude in an experimental theatre production
11 - Remember that tequila and water look the same in your water bottle
12 - Join an intramural team to get exercise and make friends
13 - Get dramatically injured playing intramurals
14 - Quit intramurals. These jocks are bloodthirsty
15 - Change your major
16 - Run in a student government election
17 - Lose a student government election
18 - Lose yourself at the Great Debate
19 - Cry in the rose garden
20 - Try not to get stranded on campus when it snows challenge (impossible)
21 - Go camping with gear from the Varsity Outdoors Club (VOC)
22 - Look longingly at a cute dog across Main Mall
23 - Finally work up the courage to ask to pet the cute dog
24 - Spend over four hours in a dining hall to get your money’s worth
25 - Go blue from holding your breath in the IKB bathrooms
26 - Power nap in a silent reading room
27 - Laugh at a @UbysseyHumour Tweet
28 - Head to Wreck Beach alone at midnight
29 - Fall down the stairs because you can’t see
30 - Finally touch down on the beach after falling for seven minutes
31 - Find the perfect study spot
32 - Accidentally post it on Instagram
33 - Listen to CiTR 101.6 FM
34 - Apply for honours math
35 - Fail out of honours math
36 - Avoid everyone in your residence
37 - Become friends with Kip the Coyote
38 - Have your residence fire alarm pulled at 2 a.m.
39 - Be happy about it because its the only interesting thing to happen in the last three months
40 - Realize it’s called Uncle Fatih’s, not Uncle Faith’s
41 - Do the Greenheart Tree Walk
42 - [Insert weed joke here]
43 - Get lost between Buchanan B and C
44 - Scale Buchanan Tower for office hours
45 - Photosynthesize on the MacInnes Field
46 - Get hit by a spike ball on MacInnes Field
47 - Get a little treat (you deserve it!)
48 - Get blackout drunk at Koerner’s for the uhhhh first time
49 - Renew your UPass
50 - Forget to renew your UPass and have a negative Compass Card balance
51 - Brave a weekday Tim’s line
52 - Visit every coffee shop on campus
53 - Go to Rain or Shine for Taco Tuesday
54 - Buy a Happy Meal just for the toy
55 - Wait in the Pit line for over 30 minutes
56 - Wear earplugs in the Pit to avoid ear damage
57 - Miss the last 99 home
58 - Get from MoA to MacMillan in under ten minutes
59 - Collide with a cyclist on Main Mall
60 - Fall in love with that cyclist
61 - Break into the secret tunnels
62 - Live in Place Vanier
63 - Laugh in Orchard Commons
64 - Love in Totem Park
65 - Buy a mini fridge
66 - Have nowhere to put it after first year
67 - Get into pottery club
68 - Take a fun elective that tanks your GPA
69
70 - Butcher karaoke at The Gallery
71 - Get way too personal on Piazza
72 - Drop $30 on a t-shirt at the Fashion Club thrift sale
73 - Drain your bank account at the AMS Craft Fair
74 - Bike up UBC hill
75 - Take the SeaBus with your friends
76 - Take the 68 with your enemies
77 - Buy UBC Farm produce
78 - Study with a water bottle, red bull and bubble tea
79 - Get an STI test
80 - Cornerners. Drunk. Blcakout.
81 - Learn what a situationship is
82 - Find yourself in one
83 - Go to Community Eats at Sprouts
84 - Get a totally unique poster at the poster sale that no one on your floor will have
85 - Do the Polar Bear Plunge
86 - Immediately regret doing the Polar Bear Plunge
87 - Touch grass
88 - Have a crush on a prof
89 - Run up the Wreck Beach stairs bare(foot)
90 - Take care of your friends
91 - Take care of yourself
92 - Take care of the evidence
93 - Take a class on the Rule of Threes
94 - Enjoy the Rose Garden
95 - Tan on the grassy knoll (not that grassy knoll)
96 - Study in the Forest Sciences Centre
97 - Get jealous of its trees
98 - Plan to transfer into forestry
99 - Remember you’re allergic to pollen
100 - Spend $60 on your dinner at Harvest
101 - Get stuck with third year standing for three years
102 - Sleep on a table in a study room
103 - STORM! THE! WALL!
104 - See a rat
105 - Graduate!