Dear guy on the West Point Grey Buy Nothing Group: nobody fucking wants your collection of haunted political science textbooks from 1972.
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Why are you still reading this? You need to get the fuck to Clubs Fair and ride that proverbial and literal bull.
This policy isn’t simply in the spirit of mischievously enabling young love (or, more realistically, situationships that last for the two hardest months of the term before painfully and inexplicably fizzling out).
‘tis the season for really cute coupley shit. Like, absurdly wholesome dates jam-packed with pumpkin spice, golden hour, pampas grass, burgundy shackets and everything your Gilmore-Girls-fuelled fantasies are made of.
You check Degree Navigator the next morning just to be sure, and there it is: a requirement with no substitutions. But it has to be a mistake! How can you trust a website still stuck in its dial-up era?
You’re about to get to your class. You turn the corner. And standing right in front of the door is that person.
Walking another 45 seconds for caffeine is like buying textbooks after paying tuition — it’s not fair.
Solve this puzzle featuring your favourite female singers.
I hope they’ve had a good four years. They haven’t seen me since.
We've got you covered.
“Girl Dinner” dining options will be available at all first-year residence dining halls and select UBC-run food outlets in 1 or 17 weeks.
The screeching of 11-year-olds failing to land kick flips, the smell of burnt coffee from Blue Chip and the gorgeous construction-covering white walls moved something within me — this is where I'll have my wedding.
Our AI (three minimum wage workers equipped with ChatGPT) replaced overnight residence commonsblock staff on August 1.
Something’s gotta support my exhausted thunder thighs as I complete pilgrimages from Forestry to Allard.
I know you think you’ve seen the Barbie movie, but have you really?